The Girls That End in E

Turkey Trots (Thanksgiving Jokes)

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What kind of sex are you supposed to have on Thanksgiving?

…A wish bone.

 

Why would the wife not sleep with her husband after enjoying a romantic Thanksgiving dinner?

…Because she smelled fowl.

 

 Why do women typically prepare Thanksgiving dinner?

...They are better at presenting legs, breasts & a moist stuffing

 

Why did the young man bring a fat girl to Thanksgiving dinner?

…Because he was supposed to bring the rolls.

 

What thanksgiving dessert starts with one kind of asshole and ends with another?

...A blumpkin pie.

 

What is one of the most popular items at state fairs, renaissance festivals and on Thanksgiving?

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The Girls That End in "E"

  • Courtney if you want to read about a girl who might be from another planet.
  • Sandy if you want to read about a girl who Facebook stalks and might time travel.
  • Robbie if you want to read about a girl who gave me a red rocket.
  • Allie if you want to read about a girl who likes to play dress up.

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