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The Other 6 Girls You Must Hook Up With — In College or at Least Once In Your Life

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The Kitty Kat – She has unbelievably sultry eyes and a collection of leather clothing which makes you wonder exactly how often is she invited backstage to blow all the members of a death metal band. Be prepared, it will be a few days before you can sit comfortably again after her nine tails gets unleashed on your ass.

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The 6 Girls You Must Hook Up With — In College or at Least Once In Your Life

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The Firewoman – No she does not have an illustrious Tom Selleck moustache to justify being a fire fighter. Her act of public servitude is an unwavering dedication to the fire started between the sheets. Even unconscious she manages to naturally hose down the blazing inferno you two started. Unfortunately, you wake up soaking wet in a puddle of piss and you assume she is going to think you did it.

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Robbie

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Robin and I were involved in a very casual relationship for a short term. It was one of those end of summer fun times that falls apart before the holidays when some relationships tend to get a little more serious. We were friends before we got involved and she knew not to expect much from me in the emotions department. We had a good time and we enjoyed fooling around, but I think we both knew it was never going to go anywhere. I think she wanted a little more than I was willing to give at the time, but she never pressured anything. It was good most of the time, but there was one episode in our time together…

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Allie

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Halloween is such a great holiday. Even the girls who normally dress conservatively, end up wearing revealing costumes. After a few years of adult Halloweens the slutty costumes start to add up into a collection. I was “dating” this girl a few years ago that loved to play dress up before getting it on. She had all kinds of outfits: cheerleader, mistress, cop, little bo peep, devil, angel, kitty and a referee. Then one day she pulled out a new one on me.

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Sandy

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Fair day is by far one of my favorite days to live in Dallas. My friends and I always go on the Saturday of Texas OU weekend. Most of us went to Texas A&M, but we do have a bunch of friends who went to U.T. The fair is super busy on that day, but it thins out just right when the game is going on. We walk around, see the car show, sample the various fair fare, try to avoid getting hustled into buying another set of Sham-Wows. Most of the time is some sort of fried goodness covered in whipped cream and/or chocolate sauce that at least one person has to try. I found my favorite years ago, fried cheesecake, so I usually stick with that. I will try something new on occasion. Someone bought the fried margarita to try out. Soggy batter in sweet & sour mix, mmm mmm not good.

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Courtney

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I finish up work early today and decide to meet up with a couple friends for a few happy hour beers. We talked a lot about digital marketing and I got called out a few times by Jennifer(Brad’s wife) for checking out the waitress. I could not help myself. I love women and I have such a thing for nose rings. Obviously not the bull hook through the middle, but a diamond stud in the side gets me every single time.

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