The Girls That End in E

Searches people do to arrive on austinwdallas.com

Posted by Austin W. Dallas | 0 Comments

Being that my content is a little dirtier than a lot of websites; it does not hold a candle to being as interesting as some of the keywords and phrases that I discover people search for to end up here.

  • girl in loose panties (at least one a day in various forms and phrases)
  • girls in baggie panties (I guess everybody has a fetish)
  • loose panty sex? (hey idiot! at this point if you can't figure out what to do, no one can help you)
  • my soaked panties (sweet girl...that means he did everything just right)
  • the girl with the loose panties (you are fucking retarded if you think there is just one)
  • blumpkin fat girl (i just vomited in my mouth)
  • slutty panties (I hope you found some, I like the see through ones that make you wonder why she even bothered putting on panties)
  • Gil Gerard naked (REALLY it's 2012, nowhere near the 25th century; maybe if this person searched for Erin Gray naked I could kind of relate)
  • bigger boobs in minutes, bigger boobs in a day (keep dreaming ladies or try wearing a smaller bra, the Easy Curves is a gimmick)
  • turkey legs, turkey boobs, turkey balls, turkey asshole (apparantly this guy wants to fuck a turkey and does not discriminate gender)
  • asshole card (membership has its privileges)
  • warm mudbath sex princess fiona (...I don't even know where to start with this one...)
  • thick thighs in Dallas (go to this place called Spanky's on Greenville Ave. If it's still open, you'll find just what you are looking for.)
  • blumpkin pie (expected)
  • popular thanksgiving desserts (I hope they didn't make the blumpkin pie at a family event)
  • siri big tits blog (is this person asking SIRI or looking for a naked computer voice?)
  • conservative adult little bo peep costumes (this girl knew what she wanted)
  • taylor swift panties (I'll help you out, they are white with pink polka dots and Hello Kitty)
  • dennis haskins prostitute (hmm, not sure about this one Belding)
  • justin timberlake and taryn southern (I hope he got with her because she's SUPER HOT. Timberlake, I hate you and I love you at the same time.)
  • markie post boobs (Googled it...not bad)
  • spanking gil gerard, spanking markie post (did these two have a relationship and are trying to rekindle their affair by googling things they did in the 80s?)
  • Judith Light panties (We know Who's the Boss at this house)
  • Katherine Helmond panty images (WTF!!! WHY in the name of Zeus's bunghole would someone actually want to find this!!!)

The Girls That End in "E"

  • Courtney if you want to read about a girl who might be from another planet.
  • Sandy if you want to read about a girl who Facebook stalks and might time travel.
  • Robbie if you want to read about a girl who gave me a red rocket.
  • Allie if you want to read about a girl who likes to play dress up.

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