The Girls That End in E

Viewing entries posted in October 2010

Surgery Joke

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A woman goes in for colon surgery and has to keep putting gauze on her wound post-operation. Her husband is taking care of her and keeps getting glimpses of her nether regions which still manages to turn him on. He inquires as to whether they can fool around. She turns to him and says.

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Austin's Quotes

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After an argument with a dumbass:
"If stupidity was currency, you would be Bill Gates."

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Rock Out Rhymes

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For the boys:
Blast out with your Mast out
Bling out with your Thing out
Mex out with your Tex out
Roll out with your Pole out

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Sandy

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Fair day is by far one of my favorite days to live in Dallas. My friends and I always go on the Saturday of Texas OU weekend. Most of us went to Texas A&M, but we do have a bunch of friends who went to U.T. The fair is super busy on that day, but it thins out just right when the game is going on. We walk around, see the car show, sample the various fair fare, try to avoid getting hustled into buying another set of Sham-Wows. Most of the time is some sort of fried goodness covered in whipped cream and/or chocolate sauce that at least one person has to try. I found my favorite years ago, fried cheesecake, so I usually stick with that. I will try something new on occasion. Someone bought the fried margarita to try out. Soggy batter in sweet & sour mix, mmm mmm not good.

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Austin's Books of the Week

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Leaving It In My Beaver
The Untold Stories of Barbara Billingsley

I Touched Twiggy in His Special Place
The Never Before Released Sexual Escapades of Gil Gerard ("Buck Naked" Rogers)

Lady of The Night Court

Markie Post's True Life Battle With Prostitution

Silver Spoons Weren't The First Thing Inside Me
Ricky Shroder's Battle With Child Abuse

Spanked In The Bell Tower
Dennis Haskins Speaks Out About His Secret Relationship With Dustin Diamond

Miami Thrice
Don Johnson and his Obsession With Threesomes

Who's Really The Boss?
S & M Techniques from Katherine Helmond and Judith Light   

Who's The Boss Now?
The Danny Pintauro Kidnappings

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Courtney

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I finish up work early today and decide to meet up with a couple friends for a few happy hour beers. We talked a lot about digital marketing and I got called out a few times by Jennifer(Brad’s wife) for checking out the waitress. I could not help myself. I love women and I have such a thing for nose rings. Obviously not the bull hook through the middle, but a diamond stud in the side gets me every single time.

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